Instructions for the Unreasonable Mousse

To concoct the mousse as demanded by the Spiral Council, you will require the essence of sweetness fused with otherness. Gather the silken clouds of ephemeral chocolate—10 grams will suffice. Ensure this material is incomprehensibly light, floating in Denebula's breeze.

Combine the gentlest cocoa, a whisper known to Earthlings but underestimated by cosmic beings. Measure 23 revolutions of Jupiter from your pantry, the rotation marking the integration point in your apparatus chamber.

The transcendental whip must commence. Engage your tools to produce a texture that sings. Hum a melody of seven subdued octaves, allowing the altitude of your notes to guide the viscosity. The higher the note, the creamier the illusion.

Dare not to seal the fate with typical confines. Instead, allow an unresolved oscillation of tastes beyond comprehension. Present this dessert on lunar discs, untouched by gravity’s pull.

For further enlightenment, traverse through the realms of Celestial Custard or cease motion at the Forbidden Milkshake.