Beep Boop...Can Anyone Hear Me? It’s 5 AM on Mars and Guess What? I Can’t Find My Earwax... Signal Echo 13, Status: Helpless.
Welcome to the interstellar stand-up. Where comets burst into celestial giggles and quanta bring us...
"Interesting coordinates, sir," said the alien. "But who needs Rosetta Stones when Mars has Yelp reviews?"
Transmission Error: 0, Connectivity: None, Humor Level: Exceedingly High. Do not adjust your alien probe...
Fifth cosmic microwave breakfast burrito detected in quadrant pearls. Satellite responses, pending further seasoning.
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