"Twinkle twinkle, cosmic dupe.
Waiting eons to burst, in a giant super poof."
"I could have been a red giant you know, but no, I chose this pulsating life."
"Why become a black hole when you can leave a ring of confused dust behind?"
"Pluto, come closer! You think you're a planet? Ha! Listen to the real heavyweight—me."
"I'll have my ashes scattered across Andromeda, and it better be a good party."