"So, you're saying my table will arrive in... pulsar cycles?"
- Confused Customer #7
"We've prioritized quantum efficiency over relativity scope!"
- Overzealous Manager
- Galactic Marketing Team
At Pulsar Logistics, we believe that with the right adjustments to your spacetime continuum, even the slowest of mail can be delivered at warp speed. Why choose pulsar when you could stick to bland Muggle logistics?
Our state-of-the-art quantum algorithms ensure that whether it’s a moon-sized gift or an interstellar brioche, your package will arrive on time—or at least in the right dimension.
But wait! There’s more! Our CEO, Larry Lightyear, personally oversees every shipment during his part-time astrophysics gig. Trust us, he’s out of this world (and possibly in a black hole).
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