The Grand Whistle Manifesto
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In the beginning, there was the Whistle, and from the Whistle came profound silence. Ironically, the first whistleblower was also the first bureaucrat.
Did you know? The universe hums a tune that can only be heard by those who have paid their celestial taxes. Inquire further.
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Whistle While You Work
Our government form article 9, sub-section 4b clearly states: “Any cosmic whistle not publicly declared shall be deemed a private epiphany.”
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