Congratulations! You’ve just acquired the latest trend in optometry: Void Glasses. Perfect for occasions where seeing is overrated.
How to Use:
1. While standing completely still, face your shadow.
2. If you can’t see it, you're doing something right.
3. Always wear them upside down during cloudy weather.
Trust us, these steps are crucial to mastering the art of nothingness.
*Listing price in unquantifiable dimensions*
For inquiries, dial empty space (it’s free!).
Or send a thoughtful letter to nowhere. Seriously, direct it to “W” in the sky.
"I've never seen anything like it – literally!" - Anonymous
"Thought they were broken until I remembered I wasn't looking." - Bob
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Nothing for Nothing (official page)