Plunge into the uncharted essence, splendidly marketed and audaciously overpriced.
Bewitch your neighbor’s lawn from overwhelmingly close distances. Silence is golden, yet we're here to sell you the shimmer in its absence.
Your grandparents never believed in it yet left you this unmarked heirloom hidden behind the spectral bazaar.
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Let's indulge in ethereal ignorance!