Last Words from the Cosmic Disco

The Shimmering Clarity Glasses

What could possibly go wrong? See right through reality with these impossibly transparent lenses, perfect for catching your neighbors’ air-guitar practices! They won’t know you’re watching.

Price: Just one supernova au apiece!

Unbreakable Paper Flapping Instructions

All hype, no execution. Have you ever wanted to flap like an ambiguous paper bird? Of course, you haven't. But hey, who else has unbreakable paper?

Price: Free with a side of crumpling.

Galactic Gum - Flavor: Universe Fog

Chew your way through the essence of nothingness. Don’t expect a fresh burst of flavor unless silence is your thing.

Price: One black hole for a pack!

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