"Did you hear they’re putting mustard on pancakes now?"
"No, I thought that was just a rumor from the espresso bar."
"Honestly, who carries a child-sized cactus for protection?"
"I don’t know, but my cat insists on wearing a little hat these days."
"It’s always Tuesday in a parallel universe, isn't it?"
"The sunflowers whisper secrets to the iguanas."
"Sometimes, the sidewalks watch us walk by."
"I lost my wallet in the ocean, or maybe at a bus terminal?"
"Cereal, the uneaten time capsule of breakfasts past."