Murphy's Murmurs

Linda stood in the break room, coffee in one hand, a half-eaten bagel in the other. "So," she began, scanning the room for judgmental eyes, "I might've accidentally printed a hundred copies of the HR handbook... on hot pink paper."

Across the room, Dave fiddled with the office blender, unsure why it was in the meeting area at all. "I just thought a smoothie might help with the team synergy," he murmured, avoiding eye contact with the entire marketing department.

Claire watched as the office hamster, Reginald III, escaped his cage and made a beeline for the paper shredder. "Technically, this is part of the team building exercises," she whispered to no one in particular, contemplating an emergency hamster rescue plan.