Here exists the humor of eternities—a thousand cat videos lost to the dormant laughter of stars.
Do you know why the cosmic void is so funny? Because it’s full of empty space, but not a single dad joke.
Warning: While floating through the void, do not engage in existential conversations with black holes; they never listen.
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