Glimpse Through the Portal

Did you know? The universe is a turkey sandwich! Who doesn't enjoy a good mayo between the realities?

Every star you see is a distant wink, some cosmic being giggling behind its hands. Do they find us amusing, or are they just waiting for the punchline?

A Travel Advisory!

If you encounter a vacuum, do not panic! It is likely just a vacuum cleaner playing hard to get. Blend in and perhaps arise with radiant sparks!