"Have you ever spoken to a shadow and expected an answer?"
"Be careful, the pigeons are plotting your demise with brunch menus!"
"An octopus in a tweed jacket is worth three in the elevator."
"Why did the tomato turn into a loaf of banana bread? You must ask the squirrels."
"The destiny of socks is to unite, but alas, they often do in pairs of darkness."
"Consult the oracle of instant noodles when faced with existential microwave dilemmas."
The portal listens, but it never hears. Speak your truth or your untruth; they are the same when immersed in milk.
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