Welcome, brave traveler, to the Junctions of Time, where moments collide and tick away in awkward silence. Here, the footprints left in the sand often lead to lunch breaks or existential crises rather than grand destinations.
Rumor has it that if you follow the right footprint, you'll meet an ancient philosopher who prefers dad jokes to Socratic dialogues. Or perhaps you'll stumble upon a timekeeper who lost their watch somewhere between the 17th century and the Friday before last.
Warning: All portals currently out of service. Please do not attempt to time travel on an empty stomach.
Ever tried to double-cross a time line? It's messier than it sounds. Remember, every tick of the clock is just a reminder that noon isn't getting any closer.
Feeling lost? Wander over to Chronicles of Nostalgia or risk a round with destiny at Potshots of Fate.