Welcome to the inadvertent guide through time’s perplexing corridors. Do not adjust your senses; they are already misaligned with cosmic humor.
Time travel, it seems, is less about moving through the fourth dimension and more about comprehensive paperwork, similar to filing a claim with an apathetic universe.
Steps to Navigate the Unruly Continuum
- Secure your glyph: A mere illusion of a talisman that asserts one's right to alter past mistakes.
- Consult the non-existent oracle: Rumored to provide contradictory advice that somehow makes perfect sense.
- Cross the boundary of non-linearity via the Path of Irrationality. Don’t forget to bring your blueberry muffins as offerings.
- Engage with temporal beings who may not be, as they thrive in the liminal absurdity. Remember: It’s all about the posture.
In case of paradox, reference fictitious Manual Volume 7: Instructions for Disassembling Reality. Enjoy your journey through the folds of what could have been!
Do Not Twist the Dial Unraveled ThreadsHere lies the truth veiled beneath layers of unasked questions, where time is a mere suggestion and reality an outdated manuscript.