Stardate: Unknown (lost in the event horizon of my sock drawer).
Today's observations: Discovered that the stars align perfectly for pizza. The constellation of the Cheese Slice proved harder to chart than anticipated. Avoid star-sailing west, unless you crave anchovy.
Stardate: Still trying to figure out how my coffee machine got a PhD.
Today's journey took us past the asteroid belt known as the "Delectable Doughnuts." Beware stray meteors with jelly fillings, as they are known to cause extensive damage to starships craving midnight snacks.
Stardate: Somewhere between Tuesday and Thursday.
Encountered an anomaly: a space whale humming the theme tune to my childhood Saturday morning cartoons. The whale claimed to be searching for the "Lost Socks of Orion."