Welcome to the Portal of Punchlines
To unlock the secrets of humor, one must first master the ancient art of the dad joke. But be warned, with great puns come great responsibilities.
Step 1: Find the elusive "Mirthful Mug" hidden beneath your kitchen sink.
Step 2: Whisper the Lord's Prayer in Klingon while balancing a spoon on your nose.
Step 3: Consume three and a half jellybeans, neither more nor less, in the third month of the lunar calendar.
Step 4: Recite the sacred incantation: "Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent."
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