In a time when socks ceased to match, signals from the Lost Communications Division warned us:
"Follow the path with no light, where left is right and right is a bureaucratic labyrinth." - Msg #8296
"Congratulations! You have been selected to ignore this message further." - Msg #4932
"Initiate Step #47 of the Manual Guide to Avoid Guides." - Msg #6821
Do not, repeat, do not attempt to understand these instructions. Your confusion is paramount.