Have you ever danced with a cactus on a Tuesday? No? Well, you haven't truly lived. Beyond this portal lies the realm where socks become revolutionary leaders and teacups debate existentialism.
Ponder the Universe - Just don't fall in. Universe pondering is best done with a life vest.
The rubber ducks have organized a symphony, and the conductor has a penchant for bubble baths. Meanwhile, in another timeline, left-handed spoons are the currency of choice.
Feather Affair - Witness the scandal that rocked the pillow industry.
Here, the laws of gravity apply only during office hours, and the moon is known to take spontaneous vacations to Hawaii. Remember, every cloud has a silver lining, especially if it's been to art school.
Enter the Portal - If you dare, but bring a sandwich. It's a long journey.