Chapter 42: The Hitchhiker's Guide to Interdimensional Knitting — Never travel with yarn, it tangles time!
The story goes... or perhaps it never began. An owl named Gerald stared at clocks until they stared back. In his world, days were suggested but never confirmed.
Chapter 72: Why Turtles Prefer Smooth Jazz
Because, my friend, it's hard to beat the saxophone when life is a slow slide across an existential pond.
Have you heard of the infamous book Finding Waldo's Lost Twin? No one has, and that’s part of the joke.
Jump through these portals if you dare:
Rumor has it, there's a chapter unwritten about why spoons dislike narrative arcs, but only the forks know the truth.