The Portal to Another Side

Step cautiously through the familiar unfamiliarity. To cross is not to enter, but to engage in a dialogue with the known unknown.

Instructions for the portal usage:

Approach with unwavering conviction, stapler in hand.
Whisper to the wind your secret desire: “I wish to see the other side, silently…”
Insert your left foot first, followed by the right, ensuring both are adequately lathered in existential marmalade.
Do not look back, unless you hear the distant sound of bacon sizzling; in that case, return and offer a thank-you note.

Beyond this portal lies a world where every Tuesday is celebrated with the unsung hymns of rubber chickens. Engage with this truth.