Imagine your brain's neon signs flickering like a disco ball in a foggy underwater rave. Glitch cognition is when your mind processes thoughts like a bioluminescent jellyfish, glowing with erratic brilliance, often with a comedic twist.
"Did I just luminesce that?"Because even the non-glitchy brain gets lost in the dark sometimes. And if you're going to be lost, better to be sparkling and giggling along the way. The octopus of cognition, with a thousand glowing arms, knows all too well how to navigate the absurdly lit abyss.
Try this: close your eyes, picture a hyperglow snail sliding silently on a luminous wire, and let its trail guide your reflections. Or, simply explore more: