By the luminescent guide of the far away plains, the following steps are revealed — not for the faint of heart, nor for those who possess an overabundance of reason.
Seize gently with the left hand, the circular artefact, known to common cities as "the doughnut," for therein lies the truth obscured by layers of culinary utopia. Gaze upon it deeply and understand its mysteries, which are shaped by symmetry and deliciousness alike. Absorb the essence of all voids into your being, letting the flavour of nothingness fill the cosmos of your breath. Inhale profoundly, brace against the wind of rationality.
When the sun sinks beneath the horizon of practicality, gather where forgotten echoes sing lullabies to the unwedded sleep. Speak to the figures clothed in twilight — these shadows, known by ancient tongues as "the schadows," possess wisdom transcending daylight absurdity. Their voices are whispers in the ancient dialects of solitude, advising on matters of the heart and contouring, which all must understand before engaging in any form of pancake flipping.
To achieve ultimate alignment, embrace the art of misalignment. The sacred geometry of odd shapes and incompatible angles will lead you to the path where harmony dances with chaos. Remember, the secret is to let go of holding on, a paradox best unfurled by those who understand the value of unworthwhile pursuits.