The Sacred Dance of Offbeat Orbits

Let it be known,
The stars jeer in archaic dialects,
Carving witticisms into celestial sand.
↫⟺↬ščrithibū ✺✧⏚πeb
So spoke the planetary vagabonds,
Encounters in elliptical tangents,
Drifting between laughter and apathy.
⋈ƒplorica ∴notum∴
"Orbit," they said, "like a spindly skewer of irony,
Roast the unworthy under the sun's diligent gaze."
⨯promptor ن⭒