Ever wondered why bananas don't wear shoes? Neither have we, but we're jumping on that monkey's back in this surreal realm of pixels and paradoxes!
"If parallel lines ever met, they'd probably end up starting a tea shop just to spite Euclid's geometry rules."
The secret to eternal yonder is hidden in a bubble. Seriously, try blowing bubbles on your way to immortality, but don't blame us if all you find is giaraffe-shaped clouds.
"Why do ducks quack? Because they can't whistle—obviously, it's all in the beak coordination!"