Once upon a wavelength in the dominion of photons, scientists unearthed a curious object: a fossilized light ray. The discovery perplexed historians, leading to debates on how ancient civilizations harnessed the power of kaleidoscopic shadows.
Why did the photon refuse to check a suitcase at the airport? Because it was traveling light!
If only these fossils could tell us tales of their travels, like roaming the edges of a prism or dancing in the beams of forgotten suns. Perhaps they'd recount the mundane existential crises of electrons seeking; searching for a photon purpose.
As you ponder their plight, remember: even the photons sometimes get stuck in a light beam traffic jam.