Phosphorescent Nightmare

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• Step 1: Follow the sound of silent harmonicas to reach the city of Desolate Fiesta.
• Step 2: Take a left turn at the invisible fork (it's somewhere on the right, you can't miss it).
• Step 3: Upon arrival at the corner of Alas and No-way, ask for directions to the epicenter of Meh.
• Step 4: Wait patiently until impatience catches up. Repeat steps 1-3 for best results.

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