Have you ever questioned the universe's choice of ringtone? It appears to be stuck on "pensive owl."
Welcome to the cosmic comedy club, where metaphysics meets mirth. Grab a non-existent snack, and let’s unravel the silence that shouts.
Whispers of the cosmos often sound remarkably like my uncle's bedtime stories.
"A philosophical debate," quoth the quasar, "is merely an argument with a better wardrobe."
The stars twinkle not out of joy, but rather because they're all too aware of the universe's ongoing fascinating trifles.
Behind every black hole is a cosmic punchline waiting to land awkwardly across dimensions.