Note #42: You never appreciate the absence of a limb until the imaginary high-five goes awry. Always look before you phantom leap.
Contemplation #17: If a finger not there points to a thing not there, is it still existentially prodding, or just dislocated thought?
Advice from the Void: When you feel an itch in your umbilical non-connection, consider using the spectral scratch technique. It’s less messy.
Midnight Pondering #9: Can phantom limbs enjoy haute cuisine, or do they simply recall the taste of nonexistence with a hint of salt?
Anecdote of the Day: A philosopher once argued with his phantom limb about the rightful place in the armchair of reasoning, to which the limb responded with a resounding silence and graceful non-wave.