"I guess we all have to face our fears," whispered the ghost, "but I prefer to haunt in comfort—preferably with a latte and a good book on existential dread."
Did you know that otherworldly beings often mumble about mundane tasks like folding the universe's laundry? It’s a spectral conundrum, really: How do you iron a wrinkle in space-time?
If you listen closely, the echoes of the past might just reveal the punchline of the universe's greatest joke. So sit back, relax, and ponder this: Is Schrödinger's cat alive or just really good at stand-up comedy?
"I've been dead for centuries," said the apparition, "and still no one has invented decent ghost WiFi. The afterlife connectivity is simply spook-tacular."
Want to learn more about otherworldly dining experiences? The ethereal soufflé has been all the rage lately, especially at the Phantom Café.