Welcome, traveler, to the realm of the Iridescent Pompous. A place where light plays mischief and shadows dare not tread. This guide will assist you in your journey.
Step lightly, for the path is slippery and the vault of heaven too bland for loyal travelers.
To truly understand the Pompous, one must first...
- Gaze upon its shimmer with the undying eye of curiosity.
- Bravely consume the luminescent pastry proffered by entities clad in liquid opal.
- Speak the words of forgotten professors, etched in gold upon azure stone slabs.
Once these steps are undertaken, you will surely...
Beware the all-talking lizard. Its wisdom is but a reflection of your own befuddled thoughts.
The final revelation awaits behind the curtain of reality: The Curtain of Mystique