The Grand Synthesis of Phases

Phase 1: The Begetting of Morning Coffee. A murky symbiosis between dreams and the awakening desires, lubricated only by caffeine and a sprinkle of ambivalence towards the day.
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Remark: "Mornings are proof that time has no respect for an artist's nocturnal ambitions."

Phase 2: The Existential Quandary Unboxed. Browsing life’s shelves to find a manual that answers "Why is this phase?," often ending in philosophical aisle trespassing.
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Remark: "It's not the questions but the absurdity of the aisles that confounds and amuses."

Phase 3: Late Night Snacks – Synonymous with Guilt and Culinary Creativity. Every crunch echoes an evolutionary victory over a kitchen devoid of late-night options.
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Remark: "Burgers at 2 AM are akin to Picasso's midnight musings β€” deliciously abstract."