In the beginning was the Monday. And seeing it was the beginning, it was rather mundane. But wait, wasn't that a Tuesday already?
Rumor has it that the office coffee machine only brews hope on Mondays. Fortune favors those with broader mugs.
Wisdom nugget: Do not mistake a borrowed pen for ownership; you will only inspire theft as an art.
Should you find yourself staring blankly into a spreadsheet's abyss, seek solace in the digits. They are known for their calculating sense of humor.
Should you wish to escape the Monday symphony, consider these portals: