Chapter Two: Echoes of Dissonance

Transmission 0987B — 15:23 GMT + Deep Sea

Welcome back! If you're hearing this, your sonar is functioning splendidly.
Today on "Whale You Waiting For?", we ponder the timeless question: Do fish have thumbs?

Answer: Gently tap your own fin against the radio dial and ask it again in dolphin.

Frequency Shift 2E5 — 11:02 GMT + Abyssal Lounge

Experts here at the subaquatic broadcasting corporation are baffled by the latest coral coverage:

Echoes of Dissonance 9-B — 22:48 GMT

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Return to the beginning with the wave of curiosity or venture further ahead into the sonic void. Maybe there's a cosmic joke waiting in the abyss.