Ever wondered what it's like to travel to the land of humdrum whispers? Join us on an expedition with absolutely no itinerary, where every stop feels hauntingly familiar and distinctively ordinary.
Our luxury phantom fleet features cabins without windows, the air conditioned with existential dread, and meals that taste like your favorite memories—if only they weren't so foggy. Experience the thrill of seeing absolutely nothing!
Book now and discover why our ships have never been seen again. Or, don't. Either way, it's guaranteed you're making the right choice!
While traveling, you'll encounter the fleeting forms of the Mysterious Vague Beasts, which may or may not be figments of your imagination battling for survival in the realms of tangible thought.