Whispers of the Crackling Void

Have you ever listened to the static hiss of an untuned radio, and thought it was trying to communicate? Fret not, for we have translated its secrets:

Believe it or not, your vacuum cleaner is plotting a coup d'état every time you leave it unattended. And the hairdryer? A philosophical debate on heat and humility.

But on a serious note – or should we say serious static? – the real question is: what's the deal with microwave popcorn?

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