Have you ever listened to the static hiss of an untuned radio, and thought it was trying to communicate? Fret not, for we have translated its secrets:
Believe it or not, your vacuum cleaner is plotting a coup d'état every time you leave it unattended. And the hairdryer? A philosophical debate on heat and humility.
But on a serious note – or should we say serious static? – the real question is: what's the deal with microwave popcorn?
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