Somewhere within these walls, beneath layers of old wallpaper and invitations to distant galas, lies a truth encircled by irony.
"Mouse Management 101" was the course they never taught.
The mousehole whispers remnants of dreams forgotten. Beware not to slip through, lest ye find yourself misplaced within the annals of heaven's misfiled paperwork.
Perhaps, an ironic exhibition of cat tutorials is in order after our affair with the rodent realms.
Find more surreal revelations in Cat Conspiracy or linger a bit longer with Shadows' Dance.