Star Date 3421.2: Encountered a cloud of existential dread materializing near Orion. Operations noted zero atmospheric gains but protracted wannabe philosophers arguing quasars for two rotations.
Star Date 3421.9: Beamed greetings to the Andromedans—received a reply suggesting they were beyond crude joys of interstellar niceties and engaged in solemn quantum reconciliations.
Star Date 3422.3: Found lost sock from 2022 amidst cosmic dust. Hypothesis suggests it is now a heavenly body.
Contemplate your own insignificance or wander further: