Welcome, dear traveler, to the Bureau’s compendium of *genuinely* baffling pathways. In the days of yore, when wireless teleportation devices were but a sketch on Da Vinci's wall, we came to fore with our map scrolls and compass gadgets.
Portal of Spectacular Confusion
Once a bustling thoroughfare, now a site of mild perplexity. Our agents recommend wearing spectacles at all times, preferably of undecided lineage. Directions: follow the whispers of quills dipped in uncertain ink.
Contact us via tied parchment or directly to our spatial weave hotline (pre-need cancellation required).
Tip of the day: Avoid the cabbage juicers on deck two, they have yet to master the art of temporal neutrality.