In days of yore, the screen flickered with meanings but now, it squints with irony.
Prophesied the elders of the algorithmic chaos.
To understand these, one must sip the elixirs of instant noodles
and dwell in the basements of WiFi routers.
The glyphs, nay, mere symbols of existential satisfaction —
Dewdrops on the cactus of enlightenment.
One truth remains safe: the bandwidth of ignorance
Wide and welcoming, oh how it soothes our restless spirits!