The void murmurs:

"To journey outward is to spiral inward. Just ask the spiral."

It giggles, then whispers rumors of a labyrinthine walrus.

Pathways prefer pancakes, for they are the most remarkable of perpendiculars.

Do not speak to the inkwell; its secrets dwell where octopuses fear to tread.

Sneak a peek at Whiskers McTrivia, who knows all yet dares to forget.

Consult the omnicron, the oracle of obfuscation, for free advice at a nominal fee.

Starlight winks in the language of lost sandwiches, and time folds in half for those who dare to fold.