Once upon 5 minutes ago, in a galaxy not so far away, we found the lost words of the alphabet among the dust bunnies beneath our bed. They told us tales of the illustrious hidden jewels — not diamonds, rubies, or emeralds — but the coveted “Procrastination Gem” and the rare “Eternal Snooze Button.”
The quest was simple: follow the breadcrumbs known as “responsibilities” and navigate labyrinthine hallways echoing strange yet familiar whispers, often saying "you definitely left your keys here" or "you should really finish that project."
It’s been said that merely thinking about finding these jewels will lead you on the illustrious Quest of Déjà Vu, where each step feels oddly like re-stepping into familiar shoes — paradoxically yours yet not yours at all.