Transmission 001: Alchemists of the modern world, your transmutation circles are merely shiny coasters. Script out your potion recipes on napkins, they hold more wisdom than you think.
— Anonymous Alchemical Ghost
Transmission 042: Remember the golden age of gold? It was overrated. Seek instead the Philosopher's Wi-Fi, for it transcends all earthly riches.
— The Spirit of Irresistible Irony
Transmission 073: The elixir of life was discovered in a coffee shop, brewed strong with sarcasm and a hint of despair. Drink deeply, for it grants clarity to the disillusioned.
— The Barista of Eternity
Transmission 117: Artificial intelligence once asked, "What is the soul?". The answer, humorously, was written in binary: 01001001 01110100 00200101.
— Digital Druid