In the ancient halls of hyper-modern consumption, where lamps once demanded sacrifices of bulb and credit card, a new query arises in jesterly jest.
Why, in today's wireless expanse, must we bleed currency for luminosity when instead a cardboard box offers brighter prospects?
Behold, the esteemed terror of appliances lingers eternally, belching obsolescence upon the unwary village lamp. Yet in this darkness, enlightenment offers its comic review:
Carpenter: Do these wires come with cables? Inventor: Only if they hum a tune!
Shred your queries like ancient parchments, leave ink footprints on digital ilk, and venture forth to the ultimate darkness tavern of wisdom. Take a chance with modern relief episting awaits!