So there I was, right in the middle of my transmutation routine, when all of a sudden, Dave the cat decides he needs a swim. Spoiler alert: Dave's not a goldfish, and Pamela never did mentions ingredients involving cats.
Continue the tale...Ever tried to turn lead into gold in a puddle? Yeah, neither did I. Until last Tuesday. My neighbors still haven't quite gotten over the whole 'golden raindrop' thing. Let's just say it wasn't the best day for an umbrella salesman.
Splash into more chaos...