Unchartered Whims: Galactic Travel Advisory

1. Wunglora Prime

How to interact with Wunglorians:
"Ploop" is a greeting, "Blorp" is a summon, and "Gngngng" is an indication of approval. And be careful with your appendages; two arms is enough to make any Wunglorian skeptical of your intent.

2. Planet Sneeze

On this planet, it is customary to sneeze three times before breakfast. The pollution levels are directly proportional to how many earwax farms you own.

3. Flabbergast IV

Flabbergast legal system operates on "Did you really mean to do that?" premise. Fail to translate your intent into "Qwerty" patterns, and you'll pay the cosmic fine.

Travel Caution:

Do not, under any circumstance, follow the advice at unicorns/schadenfreude.html