How to interact with Wunglorians:
"Ploop" is a greeting, "Blorp" is a summon, and "Gngngng" is an indication of approval.
And be careful with your appendages; two arms is enough to make any Wunglorian skeptical of your intent.
On this planet, it is customary to sneeze three times before breakfast. The pollution levels are directly proportional to how many earwax farms you own.
Flabbergast legal system operates on "Did you really mean to do that?" premise. Fail to translate your intent into "Qwerty" patterns, and you'll pay the cosmic fine.
Do not, under any circumstance, follow the advice at unicorns/schadenfreude.html