Welcome to the Aurora Symposium, where the midnight oil burns in fluorescent shades of pink and green. Here, the whispers of grandiloquent phantoms tickle our funny bones.
Have you ever noticed that the committee of unknown authors always decides to meet in an empty room? It's not just that they like the acoustics, but rather the acoustics are cheap and don’t require Wi-Fi.
While here, consider the role of punctuation as tiny traffic signs on the highway of thought. Commas may pause for pedestrians, but they often speed through without looking. Periods? Well, they appear to be the "end" of something... unless they’re in a list, then they’re just a companion to other lonely dots.
Remember, dear symposium attendee, to always carry a synonym and an antonym in your pocket. You never know when their combined powers can save you from the perils of redundancy or the chaos of contradiction.
Links to other expressions of syntax brilliance: