Why did the star refuse to retire early?
"Because it was too 'stellar' to dim down!"
Greetings from the void's executive lounge, where the stars spend their last eons pondering quasars' jokes.
The Spindlewood is somewhat like the universe: lots of stuff spinning, occasionally knotted, mostly just there.
If you're here seeking wisdom, here's Algonor's tip: don't trust asteroids with your data plans.
Some goodbyes are painfully long. Others, like mine, are just painfully.
If time is relative, then surely so is this farewell. Here's a cosmic riddle: What shines but requires no light?
Answer: The Spindlewood, when it decides to keep secrets.
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