Welcome to the clandestine concert of mishaps and choruses! Here, secrets aren't just whispers; they're composed, orchestrated, and at times, utterly off-key.
Did you know that the viola was once a trumpet? Or that clarinet players are just elaborate whistlers? The maestro of secrets knows.
Pull up a pew in this hidden amphitheater, where the conductor's baton is an old spoon and the tympani is just a giant tea kettle.
Curious for more? Wander through our hall of harmonies: