The Mad Metropolis

Whispers in the wires, echoes in the ether. Click! Click! The Metaverse awaits, but the door is always locked!

Once upon a time in the land where pixels sleep and code dreams:

"Have you tasted the virtual air today? It’s smoother than the holograms' lies."
- The Prophet of the Downloaded Reality

Enter Lunatic Avenue to discover the whims of your forgotten sanity.

Bronze visage of our interstellar overlord:
Sir Clicksalot the Unending
Carved by shadows, maintained by memes.

“The Etheric Grain of Truth 7 always!”

Prolong your existence or evaporate into the whimsical void.

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